Hey there, pretty mama
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.
i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read
Shinji ikari receiving a blessing from the pope
you horrible pretty little dead twink
i was taking pictures of the new puppy
when i look out the window to see the older dog just
comforting ur friends when they’re feeling bad about themselves like
I have read enough fanfiction to know where that is going
The Crossover of the century.